My brother is talking to me about his new facial hair style. I hadn’t paid much attention to it, but upon looking at it, I start laughing and he looks at me confused.
“Do you think it’s that weird looking?”
“No, it just looks like my landing strip.”
He starts bursting out laughing.


i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE